Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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