YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Randomize
