I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My life is pants optional.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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