I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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