I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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