Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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