I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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