Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on