Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"