The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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