On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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