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• (404): View more from Georgia

  don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.

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• (310): View more from California

  I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.

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