I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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