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• (315): View more from New York

  So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.

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  ......how on earth do you do that?

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  NINJAAAA

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  why the hell did we go to a rave last night?

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  we didn't?

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  definitely went to a bar with strobe lights

  (571): View more from Virginia

  JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.

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