No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.