Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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