Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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