Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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