Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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