at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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