We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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