did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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