So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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