is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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