It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I just found puke in my bra..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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