margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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