just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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