shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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