Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
