Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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