How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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