he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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