so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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