think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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