this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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