Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
if only i could text you this smell
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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