Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
nutella sex= disaster
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Randomize
