Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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