she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
40s are totally the cure
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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