do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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