What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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