what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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