Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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