I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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