You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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