The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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