from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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