I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize