I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm always down for nudity.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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