I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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