You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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