Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am one with the molecules
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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