For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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