Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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