You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
