Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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