How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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