Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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