Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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