I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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