I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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