"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
