You made me cry and you don't even care
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you had me at cake vodka
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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