you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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