I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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